This is Lenny.
Lenny's been my best friend since kindergarten. Our
mutual awkwardness strengthens our friendship, plus we
never run out of things to talk about — bottle caps, the lifespan of
hairless rodents, Bollywood movies, you name it. All of our conversations
usually lead us to the donut shop.
Poor Lenny is the victim in all of this mayhem. It's not his fault I woke up one day with all those weird feelings. He basically knows nothing about what's going on, and as much as he tries to help, he has no idea that all of my odd feelings spring from his presence.
Admittedly, Lenny is pretty awkward. But once you get past his bottle cap obsession, his weird fashion sense, and his obnoxious laugh, he's actually kind of cute.