So, Here's the Deal...
Hi there! My name is Angie Belle, and I'm here to share my story. Brace yourself, it's kind of a weird one.
Basically, one day, I'm just walking home with my best pal, Lenny, and out of the blue, I get this weird tingly feeling. I'm not sure how or why, but all I know is that I don't like it one bit.
Being a good Christian girl, I was raised to be wary of certain feelings one gets towards someone of the opposite sex, because feelings can be a slippery slope. So naturally, I did what anyone in my situation would do: I freaked out.
My story is being put in the hands of -- and I quote -- "visionary director Miley D. Durbin" (see, she has her middle initial in there, that's how you know she's the real deal...and also kind of pretentious) who will do her best to share my story of awkwardness, hilarity, and honesty.